aLITTERation Leaves The Litter Box

Due to a sudden change in course in aLITTERation's life - Graduation - schLITTERbahn will be taking over the line of duty for The Litter Box.

A/C Ducts Rumble As The Year Comes To An End

The Language Hall - Rm. 202

There is no word yet on who or what was crawling around in the A/C ducts last week in the language hall. Unidentified sources, however, claim another seinor prank was pulled before our eyes. "Huge rats were let loose in the ducts," said the unknown upperclassman, "but we won't say who let them out." According to other information gathered by this anonymous person, this act had been planned for several days, and more is to come. He warns, "Keep your eyes open."

-Schlitterbahn

Illumination Issue on the Field; Litter Box Takes Concern

Alliteration reporting: Through some very bad sources I have learned that a light fell at Paschal. Anyone elese hear it? That's Public School for ya. In an obvious attempt to combat academic overcrowding in FWISD, the amazing minds of the FWISD bureacracy, or shall we say... bureacrazy, decided to invoke some Darwinism and let Newton's gravity take its course. Unfortunately a light is a bit more than a falling apple. Don't we have people that check on things like lights? I'm constantly defying death at school. When I'm not avoiding the Nascar-esque parking lots I'm avoiding the "food" that can be purchased on Berry street. Now I have to worry about falling lights? What next? Rabid hall monitors...oh wait...already got those. We have drugs and theft and they want to know where the AP student's hall pass is...

My informants/big mouthed friends also tell me that there is a 70's dance coming up. FInally something I can be excited about. I'm always stiing around wondering where next I can wear my  pink sparkly lesure suit. I am dreading the influx of some persons of the student body in spandex... Leave a bit to the imagination y'all.

Anyone realize how much we are like a zoo? A bunch of crazed specimins of the species held in captivity for the majority of our lives. There are battles for superiority, feeding times, and far too much reproduction in my opinion.  

schLITTERbahn

SchLITTERbahn here! you won't see me around as much, because I'll be at Wal-Mart getting cleaning supplies for Rascal's litter box. I will be working behind the scenes, writing additional Litter Box Coverage, and maintaining the Litterbox. (NOTE: You may leave comments and sign the Guest Book, but PLEASE leave any explicit thoughts and concerns to yourself. Although this a comical environment, restrictions will be put in place. Thanks)

SchLITTERbahn

aLITTERation

aLITTERation here. With a bit of wit and more boredom than anything I am proud to announce open satirical season. The Litterbox is all about humor and linguistic frolic, not "bashing" as some would call it. I will get the litterbox "scoop" or "scooped..." in some cases as often as possible so check back often for Purple tinted nitty-gritty. (Because yes...tidy cat is quite gritty.)